I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever

I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever Guys And Gals Start Swinging, They Begin To Lose Interest In Conquering The World. They Just Want A Comfortable Pad And Stereo And Wheels, And Their Thoughts Turn To The Good Things Of Life - Not To War. They Loosen Up, They Live And They're More Apt To Let Live.

What Is The Point Of Singing Wonderful Lyrics If The Audience Can't Understand What Is Being Said Or Heard?

For My Money Tony Bennett Is The Best Singer In The Business.

Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.