It's Really Not Hard To Keep Your

If I Could Get That Girl [courtney Love] To Publish Her Poetry, The World Would Change.

Why In The Hell Do Journalists Insist On Coming Up With A Second Rate Freudian Evaluation On My Lyrics When 90% Of The Time They've Transcribed The Lyrics Incorrectly?

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

Life Is A Waste Of Time And Time Is A Waste Of Life, So Let's All Get Wasted And Have The Time Of Our Lives.