Life Is A Waste Of Time And

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

Forever In Debt To Your Priceless Advice.

I Wish There Had Been A Music Business 101 Course I Could Have Taken.

I Won't Eat Anything Green.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.