It's Not So Much That I Write

Numbers Are The Most Certain Things We Have.

I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray For Someone When I Don't Have The Strength To Help Him In Some Other Way.

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

I'm In A Position Of Feeling Secure Enough So That I Can Say What I Think Is Right And If So Many People Think It's Wrong That I Get Fired, Well, I've Got Enough To Eat.