I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray

All Men Are Not Created Equal But Should Be Treated As Though They Were Under The Law.

We're All Proud Of Making Little Mistakes. It Gives Us The Feeling We Don't Make Any Big Ones.

You're Almost Always Better Off Keeping Your Mouth Shut, But Don't Let That Stop You From Popping Off.

Person-to-person, Most People Are Honest.

I Believe The Money I Make Belongs To Me And My Family, Not Some Governmental Stooge With A Bad Comb-over Who Wants To Give It Away To Crack Addicts For Squirting Out Babies.