It's Not Like I'm Starved For Company

Staying Together Is A Challenge. We All Have To Accept Qualities In Other People That Aren't Always Exactly What We Want Or Need.

Now Comes The Part Where I Relieve You, The Little People, Of The Burden Of Your Failed And Useless Lives. But Remember, As My Plastic Surgeon Always Said: If You Gotta Go, Go With A Smile.

I Have Never Lied To You, I Have Always Told You Some Version Of The Truth.

You Can't Say, "i'm Gonna Make A Hit Movie." You're As Dead As You Could Be.

Women -- A Mistake, Or Did He Do It To Us On Purpose?