I Have Never Lied To You, I

I Only Take Viagra When I'm With More Than One Woman.

I Don't Even Own A Cell Phone.

I Certainly Knew My Father. He Just Didn't Happen To Be My Biological Father.

I Didn't Know That My Sister Was Really My Mother Until I Was Thirty-seven Years Old. But Life Has Taught Me That There Have Been A Lot Of Things That I Didn't Know.

I Don't Know If This Is A True Statistic, But I Heard Somewhere That There Are Three Times As Many Single Women Over Forty As Single Men. That's What We Got From The Women's Movement. The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost.