It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

I'm Tired Of Hearing About Innocent Victims. It's Fiction, If You Live On This Planet You're Guilty, Period, F*** You, Next Case, End Of Report. Your Birth Certificate Is Proof Of Guilt.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

People Think Life Is Real Complicated. Actually, There's Nothing To It. Once You Leave Out All The Bullshit They Teach You In School, Life Gets Really Simple.