It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

Four Years Ago On This Very Day I Tried To Take My Own Life. And I Said, "zach, Do It In Front Of Your Co-workers And End The Misery." I Don't Know How Many Of You Ever Tried To Jump Off Of A Pizza Hut, But You'll Just Get A Sprained Ankle Out Of The Deal. Then You'll Have To Go Back Inside, And Serve Crazy Bread.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.