It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.