It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.

Because Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In London, Norfolk Farmers Can't Have Guns To Defend Their Homes. I Mean, No One Wants A Gun - Except At 4am When They Hear A Strange Sound In The Kitchen.

Now We Get Quite A Lot Of Complaints That We Don't Feature Enough Affordable Cars On The Show So We'll Kick Off Tonight With The Cheapest Ferrari Of Them All!

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite

Mix An Anorexic Body With A Heart Made Of Pure Fire And You Are Going To Go With A Savagery That's Hard To Explain.

They Are By Far The Worst Drivers. They Are Spiteful, Dithering, Old And In The Way. They Should Have Their Licences Taken Away.