It’s True What They Say About Patience

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

Vomit And Feces Are Two Reason I Have Decided Not To Procreate.

I Hate That People Assume Guys Are The Only Ones To Want Sex. Girls Want Sex, Too, And That Shouldn't Be A Problem.

When You See The Veins Popping Out Of My Neck, That's An Exclamation Point.

We're Not Actors, We're People Behaving Like Ourselves On Tv. We're Both [me And Gordon Ramsay] Exactly Who We Are On Tv. I Don't Think Either One Is An Exaggerated Version. You Just Have To Be Who You Are.