When You See The Veins Popping Out

There's A Mcdonalds In Hong Kong & They're Offering Couples The Opportunity To Get Married. You Can Have A Mcwedding.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'

People Tend To Call Me Names That I Can't Repeat On Basic Cable. I Will Give You A Hint. They Rhyme With Itch, Hunt, & Bore.

I'll Tell You What Can Make Bacon Better... Nothing.

I Think We Can All Agree That Sleeping Around Is A Great Way To Meet People.