It Isn't So Much That Hard Times

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.