It Flies So High, I Swear I

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.