It Doesn't Matter The Kind Of Music,

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

Remember, Life Is Just A Game And No One Gets Out Alive

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.