It Ain't So Much The Things We

The Less We Know The More We Suspect

What The World Wants Iz [sic] Good Examples, Not So Mutch Advice; Advice May Be Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

The Thinner The Ice, The More Anxious Is Everyone To See Whether It Will Bear.

Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak Of, Have The Best Time Of It.