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When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

It Is Easy To Assume A Habit; But When You Try To Cast It Off, It Will Take Skin And All.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.