In Yesterday's Post, I Asked How Many

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded Restaurant, And Say, 'you Know, I'm The Only Person In This Restaurant Who Can't Draw.'

As Network Administrator I Can Take Down The Network With One Keystroke. It's Just Like Being A Doctor But Without Getting Gooky Stuff On My Paws.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.