In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.