In The First Movement Alone, I Took

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.