In My Banjo Show With The Steep

Writer's Block Is A Fancy Term Made Up By Whiners So They Can Have An Excuse To Drink Alcohol.

I Think I Did Pretty Well, Considering I Started Out With Nothing But A Bunch Of Blank Paper.

When Someone Less Capable Is Ahead Of Me, I Am Not Pleased. It Makes Me Insane.

I've Run Into People In My Life Who Were So Dramatic; People Who Are So Extreme And So Frustrating To Be Around That You End Up Thinking About Them And Talking About Them For Literally Years After Your Experience With Them Is Over.

I Will Do Anything To Look Like Him - Except, Of Course, Exercise Or Eat Right.