In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham

I Do Not Think That Having Children - I Have Three Teenagers - Keeps You Young. The Reverse. It Thrusts You Into A Full-frontal Confrontation With Your Own All-too-obvious Maturity.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.

I'd Like To See Women Get On To Boards And Run Companies Despite The Fact That Men Occupy The Citadels Of Power.