I Do Not Think That Having Children

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

Being Boring Is Just Wrong, Isn't It? You Wouldn't Have Got Anywhere Being Boring.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

Of One Thing There Is No Doubt: If Paris Makes Demands Of The Heart, Then Munich Makes Demands Of The Stomach.