In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Russell Brand Has Announced That He Plans To Write A Series Of Children's Books. First Up: 'horton Hears A Heroin Dealer.'

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.