I'm Very, Very Jealous Of Guys Who

I Think We Need To Educate Our Doctors About Addiction.

I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask Her [julia Roberts] Out But I'm Going To Be Very Nervous About It. Then She Said Yes, I Got Even More Nervous.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

I Used To Be A Real Prince Charming If I Went On A Date With A Girl. But Then I'd Get To Where I Was Likely To Have A Stroke From The Stress Of Keeping Up My Act. I've Since Learned The Key To A Good Date Is To Pay Attention On Her.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.