I'm Telling You, It's Fu**ing Hard To

Last Time You Called Me Late At Night You Were Naked And Chained To Your Shower Curtain Rod. I Hope This Isn't Going To Be Disappointing.

That's One Of The Things I Like About Mary Lou. She's Willing To Believe The Worst About Anyone.

And The Closest I've Come To An Out-of-body Experience Was When Joe Morelli Took His Mouth To Me Fourteen Years Ago, Behind The Eclair Case.

I Knew There Were No Such Things As Death Cooties. Unfortunately, That's An Intellectual Fact. And Death Cooties Are An Emotional Reality.

As Stephanie And Lula Were Going After The Bad Guys, Lula Was Making Preparations From The Trunk Of Her Firebird. Stephanie Looked Inside And Stopped Breathing For A Beat. "that's A Rocket Launcher!" "yep," Lula Said. "it's A Big Boy. I Got It At A Yard Sale In The Projects.