I'm Sure There Are A Lot Of

Painters Get Up And Paint. Writers Get Up And Write. I Like To Get Up And Act. It's Not A Big Deal. It Makes Me Happy.

I Enjoyed Being At Jurassic Park, With Jeff Goldblum And Sir Richard Attenborough. It's Funny, Because Steven Spielberg Would Actually Operate The Camera Sometimes. He'd Consider The Camera, And He'd Be Kind Of Looking At Me. He Actually Shot A Few Of The Things That I'm In, In That Lab, With That Long Ash Dangling Off That Cigarette. Hogging That Fake Cigarette. Because I Had Quit Smoking, And He Wanted To Make Sure I Didn't Go Back, So He Got Me The Worst-tasting Fake Cigarettes Ever.

I Don't Get The Great Story Line, Action, Mystery Scripts; I Get Comedies. And Relationship Comedies Are What I Do. It's What Attracted Me To American Pie.

I Never Thought I'd Be Working With Sam [l.jackson] .that's About As Good As It Gets.

I'm Sure There Are A Lot Of Italians Who Refer To Themselves As Goombahs And Greaseballs And Whatever. That's What People Do. It Gives Them A Sort Of Familiarity That Other People Don't Have.