I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy,

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

Image Is What People Perceive My Life To Be. It's Nothing Like The Truth.