I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

If You Stand Up For Women, Then Don't Bash Me.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.