I Want You To Like Me, But

I Love Dressing Up In Superhero Outfits And In Fact, When I Dress Up As Wonder Woman, I Actually Think That I'm More Powerful.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.