I Want You To Like Me, But

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.

You See People Who Get So Many Big Opportunities, And They Take Them, And They're Not Ready.

I Just Broke Up With My Boyfriend, So I'm Officially Single. But One Thing I Find Unbelievably Annoying Is All These Guys In My Life Who Want To Save Me.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.