I'm Real Ambivalent About [working Mothers]. Those

After Age Twelve, Birthdays Should Be As Private As Hernia Surgery.

You Always Hear About Fashion's Success Stories. How A Starlet Lost An Earring One Night And By The Next Morning, The Entire Country Was Wearing One Earring. Or How Sweaters Made A Comeback In A Drugstore, Or A First Lady Influenced How We Dressed During Her Reign. But What About The Losers? The Fashions That Came And Went Out The Same Day? The Hopes And Dreams Of Designers That Were Shattered By The Sound Of Fifty Million Women ... Laughing Themselves To Death.

On Vacations: We Hit The Sunny Beaches Where We Occupy Ourselves Keeping The Sun Off Our Skin, The Saltwater Off Our Bodies, And The Sand Out Of Our Belongings.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!