There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps And Told Them They Were Having A Good Time, There Was Imagination Among The Human Species.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

Time. It Hangs Heavy For The Bored, Eludes The Busy, Flies By The For Young, And Runs Out For The Aged.