I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.