I'm Not Looking To Get Away From

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason And One Reason Only....netflix Rhymes With Wet Chicks.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.