Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of

I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.

I Know I Want To Always Do The Best I Can.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.