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At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

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Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.