I'm Not Actually An Arrogant Guy. It's

I'm Not The Kind Of Person Who Digs Through Things Other People Have Thrown Away.

I Find It Hard To Believe That So Many People Doubt The Existence Of God. I Mean, Seriously, I'm Here, So Is It Such A Stretch To Imagine That Another All-powerful Being Could Exist Somewhere In The Universe?

Oh I Love Children, But I Could Never Eat A Whole One.

I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans, I Mean, When I Was Their Age I Would Have Killed To Have No Parents To Make Me Clean My Room And Stuff

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.