I'm Not The Kind Of Person Who

People Always Tell Me I Should Run For President, But I Don't Think They'd Give Me Enough Time Off To Make My Films.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Use What God Gave You To The Best Of Your Abilities.

I Was Kosher Until I Had My Bar Mitzvah, And I Parlayed Officially Becoming A Man Into Telling My Father I Wanted To Eat Cheeseburgers.

Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The Guy Was An Awful Carpenter

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!