I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

Religion Has Actually Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man Living In The Sky.

And Although I Broke A Lot Of Laws As A Teenager, I Straightened Out Immediately Upon Turning Eighteen, When I Realized The State Had A Legal Right To Execute Me.

Hitler Never Bothered With Restaurant Reservations; He Just Dropped By. And Somehow They Always Found Him A Table.

Religion Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Mankind - The Ironic Part Is That It's Presented As A Good Thing, And Its Effect Is Absolutely Catastrophic To Individuals And To Societies.