I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

I Don't Normally Talk About My Religion Publicly Because I Don't Want People To Associate Me And My Flaws With This Beautiful Thing. And I Believe It Is Beautiful Religion If You Learn It The Right Way.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!