I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

The Way The People Around You Position Themselves Around You To Get In Your Pockets And In Your Mind Is Infuriating To Me.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

Everyone Around Me Says, You're A Genius! You're Great! That's Your Voice! But I'm Not Sure If They're Right.