I'm At An Age When My Back

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.