I'm A Writer Who Just Happens To

For Some Reason, A Lot Of Hollywood Big Shots Are Curious To See How They'd Be Drawn With Bulging Eyes And No Chin.

When I Look At The Smiles On All The Children's Faces...i Just Know They're About To Jab Me With Something.

But Marge, What If We Chose The Wrong Religion? Each Week We Just Make God Madder And Madder.

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.