Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

Because Good Writing In A Tv Cartoon Is So Rare, I Think The Animation On The Simpsons Is Often Overlooked.

The Thing That Makes Me Happiest About Simpsons Illustrated Are All The Drawings That We Get From Readers. I Wish We Could Print Them All. They're Really Imaginative. They Show A Lot Of Hard Work.

Warning Signs That Lover Is Bored: 1. Passionless Kisses 2. Frequent Sighing 3. Moved, Left No Forwarding Address.

When Will I Learn? The Answers To Life's Problems Aren't At The Bottom Of A Bottle. They're On Tv!

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.