I'm A Survivor, At Least That's What

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

Even If You Don't Release It, Find A Scream. It's So Liberating. You Can Do Anything Then. It’s Like You Can Fly. It Gives You Superpowers.

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

I Get Nervous About Press And About Being Rejected Or Disappointing Myself.