I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's

The Media Sells It And You Live The Role.

Everybody's Having Fun, Except Me I'm The Lonely One I Live In Shame.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.

People Want It To Be Red, Like Blood. It's Kind Of Funny. When I Used To Throw Meat Into The Audience, I'd Get Letters From Kids' Mothers Saying, "what's The Best Way To Get Blood Stains Out Of My Son's Shirt?"

Be Good And Honest To Your Fellow Man And Try To Do Something Good For Somebody.