Everybody's Having Fun, Except Me I'm The

Being In Birmingham, I Thought I Was Going To Be A Gangster Or A Bag-runner Or A Thief. I Heard Music And I Was Determined To Get Out Of There.

I Can't Do Anything In Moderation.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

We're Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train.

Mind You, It’s All Bullshit With Wine, Isn’t It? It’s Just F**king Vinegar With A Fizz, No Matter What The Tasters Say.