I'm A Huge Groucho Fan. There Were

No Girl Wants A Secretly Gay Boyfriend, Every Dude Wants A Secretly Gay Girlfriend.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.

To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation Because I Don't Really Worry That Much About What Other People Think Of Me.

When I First Went Onstage I Even Had A Suit Jacket On With The Sleeves Rolled Up Because That's What I Saw On Tv Or At The Improv That Everybody Did.

You Can't Measure What's Inside A Man's Heart.