No Girl Wants A Secretly Gay Boyfriend,

The Key To Happiness Doesn't Lay In Numbers In A Bank Account But In The Way We Make Others Feel.

Any Comic Like Myself Owes Everything He Has To Lenny Bruce. He Was The Originator. The Godfather Of Uncensored American Stand-up Is Clearly Lenny Bruce.

The People I Know That Have The Hardest Time Keeping It Together Emotionally Are People That Don't Workout.

I Think Stand Is Better Now Than It's Ever Been. I Think It's The Greatest Time Ever To Do Standup Comedy.

I Wouldn't Totally Rule Out Doing Letterman Or The Tonight Show If I Had A Set That I Just Happened To Write That I Thought Was Funny But Was Still Appropriate For Network Censors. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way.