I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was.

Raisins Are A Thing That Lasts, They Come In Small Boxes, And You Always Feel Like Eating Raisins, Even At Six In The Morning. A Raisin Is Always An Appropriate Snack.

If There Had Been A Job Of Being A Reader, I Would Have Taken That, Because I Love To Read And I Don't Love To Write. That Would Be Blissful.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.

Now People Need Special Costumes To Ride Bicycles. I Mean, A Helmet, What, Are You An Astronaut??

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.